1 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:49,920 "Boy!" 2 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:56,600 "Boy!" 3 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,880 "I came home and brightened the place" 4 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,880 "Get up, lower the bass and increase the beat" 5 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000 "Celebrate my arrival with fire clapping, and ululations" 6 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:19,880 - "I am El Kabeer" - "He is El Kabeer" 7 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,040 "Money, arms, power and an army of 3000 men'' 8 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,880 "A hundred times stronger than a bear I roar like a lion" 9 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,920 "As proud as an eagle sly like a fox" 10 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:31,720 "Mix all of these together and you will have El Kabeer" 11 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,840 - "A dangerous mix" - "A dangerous mix" 12 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:37,840 "I drank camel milk as a kid not formula or juice" 13 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:40,800 "That's why I am tough, rough and dangerous" 14 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:43,560 "Professional PlayStation gamer and can beat any small kid" 15 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,840 - "Or a big kid" - "Or a big kid" 16 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:49,880 "I can rule any people no matter how many" 17 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,920 "It doesn't matter if they are rich or poor" 18 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:56,040 "Even if they are scholars, illiterates, or college kids" 19 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:58,680 "They have to obey me or they will disappear'' 20 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,600 "Objection!" 21 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:03,880 "Yeah" 22 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,160 "Yeah" 23 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:13,880 "Come on! I really love this country like the fat kid loves the cake" 24 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,960 "And I'll be the new Mayor please just give yourself a break" 25 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:19,840 "You can't even battle me one on one Mr. Fake" 26 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:22,960 "My rap is like an ocean while your rap is like a lake" 27 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,960 "Please talk to me in Arabic if you don't mind brother" 28 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,880 "Don't mimic Eminem 50 Cent or Soulja Boy" 29 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,080 "If we compared our Rap to the breeds of dogs" 30 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:38,080 "mine would be Pitbull and yours will be a stray called Roy" 31 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:41,200 - "Listen, El Kabeer" - "No, you shut up and listen" 32 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:44,200 "I am a knight and can lift heavier than you can" 33 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,200 "No way you can beat me no matter how hard you try" 34 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:50,280 "Even in the Rap challenge I'll always have the final word" 35 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:54,680 "An apple tastes bitter when you eat it after chocolate" 36 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,360 ''End of story!'' 37 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,640 "Boy!" 38 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:32,520 "Episode 6" 39 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,120 - Hello? - "Yes, Hamed..." 40 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:04,200 - Hamed? - "You're not answering, are you ignoring me?" 41 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:08,920 - You have the wrong number, man - "Listen, don't play games with me" 42 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:12,000 "This won't work on me at all! Where's the money you owe me, Hamed?" 43 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,440 Why are you so dense, man? I'm saying that you have the wrong number! 44 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,120 You have the wrong number don't you understand Arabic? 45 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:17,640 "Number wrong!" 46 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:19,920 God! 47 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,000 "Did you hang up on me, Hamed?" 48 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:39,960 Still going with the Hamed talk! There's nobody here named Hamed! 49 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,880 - You have the wrong number - "Listen here..." 50 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:46,880 "It's the same excuse every time I call you Hamed, this won't work on me!" 51 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,840 "Either you pay your debts or I'll take matters into my own hands!" 52 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,040 You know what, you should do just that! 53 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,840 You people are idiots! 54 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,400 This one's a different number, hello? 55 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,200 - "Good evening" - Good evening to you! 56 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,280 - "I'm Hamed, did anyone call for me?" - You must be joking! 57 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,720 You're joking! Who are you, Mr. Comedian? 58 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:22,400 "You have a great sense of humor, Kabeer! I'm only kidding, man!" 59 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,200 - Who is this? - "I'm Ragab Al-Hout!" 60 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,280 - Hout? What? - "I'm your long-lost friend!" 61 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:30,040 - "Your father didn't tell you about me?" - Oh, yes... 62 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:31,960 yes, please excuse me, sir... 63 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,600 I was sleeping, it's quite late! Everybody's asleep now 64 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:38,960 "Late? It's barely three in the morning!" 65 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,560 "The day still hasn't started!" 66 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,480 How can I help you, sir? 67 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,400 "I want to see you, brother! I miss you!" 68 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,480 "I haven't seen you since you were a child" 69 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:53,040 - "I used to change your diapers, too..." - There's no need to go into details, stop! 70 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,320 - What can I do for you? - "I need you to swing by my office" 71 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,720 "so we can discuss some business matters" 72 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,520 - Okay, when? - "How about tomorrow?" 73 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,560 - Sure! - "Okay, I'll wait for you, then..." 74 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,760 - "talk to you later!" - See you! 75 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,640 You're an unbearable man! 76 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,120 Hamed, Hamed 77 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,600 Kabeer! 78 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,040 - What is it, woman? - There was someone on the phone? 79 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,040 Yes, there was someone on the phone! 80 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,480 Go back to sleep! 81 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:31,280 It looks like I also won't be able to sleep 82 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:33,760 I'll go watch Spacetoon! 83 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,280 El Kabeer is here, Mr. Ragab 84 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,200 - Tell him to come in - Okay 85 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:51,840 Come on in, sir 86 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,080 God! Good evening, Mr. Ragab 87 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:02,760 Welcome, my precious boy 88 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:08,320 you look exactly like your late father 89 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:13,240 - That's okay, sir - It's true what they say... 90 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:17,160 "One never truly dies if he has children" nor did he ever play soccer! 91 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:21,920 What is this? My dad always spoke about you 92 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,640 Listen here, son, your dad and I had some outrageous adventures 93 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,840 please, have a seat, Kabeer! 94 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,920 Welcome! 95 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,920 - What did you do, son? - I haven't done anything 96 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,440 Don't worry, we're like family here! 97 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,720 - You're the one doing it! - Excuse me, I have a bit of a tummy-ache 98 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,160 God grant you good health! It's gases! 99 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:45,280 Did you fall for it, Kabeer? It's a game I have on my phone! 100 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,880 I like to use it to mess with people I like to prank others 101 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:50,040 I always get them, too! 102 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:55,440 You're very light-hearted, huh? You seem to be quite fond of puns! 103 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,640 What a disaster! 104 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,640 So, sir, what can I do for you? 105 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:04,000 Actually, I didn't call you here for business I'm planning for us to have a fun evening! 106 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:07,800 Sorry, I'm married so I can't stay out late I need to be back in the village by tonight 107 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:12,040 Why are you serious, who do you take after? Your father was the life of the party! 108 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:15,640 Bless you, sir, bless you! We must not speak ill of the dead! 109 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,880 - What can I do for you, sir? - Here's the thing... 110 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,400 your late father and I started a company ten years ago 111 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,960 I used to send him his yearly profits regularly 112 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:27,840 and now, I want to send you your yearly profits, too 113 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:31,560 if you want to reach an different agreement then, I'm all up for it 114 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:35,920 I truly don't know what to say! You're a rare breed, truly 115 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:39,920 these days, brothers are betraying brothers! I'm willing to do whatever you see fit 116 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,920 Don't say that, Kabeer! You're like a son to me 117 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:45,040 you remind me of my loved ones, Kabeer! 118 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,000 Take a couple of cigarettes from this container 119 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:49,960 I remind you of... 120 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,520 What's this now, sir? 121 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,720 Loosen up, Kabeer, why are you tense? 122 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:59,760 - You electrocute me, then tell me to relax! - How is your brother, Johnny? 123 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:03,000 Johnny? Do you know Johnny? 124 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:06,920 It seems you got on well with my dad, then! 125 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,680 We spent our lives together, Kabeer! Wait, I have some pictures of your dad 126 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:13,600 you'll love these 127 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:19,120 - Yes? - "Mr. Ragab, Miss Tuna's waiting outside" 128 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,680 Tuna's cute, pretty, and I love her 129 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:28,080 as you know, Kabeer, you can't leave Tuna waiting or it will go bad! 130 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:30,760 Really? That means you shouldn't keep her waiting! 131 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:36,000 - You're joking with your dad's friend - I was just trying to get in the mood! 132 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:39,560 I'm just kidding! 133 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,200 Play with this until I come back 134 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,600 He appears to be out of his mind! 135 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,200 What a disaster! 136 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,080 This is a big problem! 137 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:15,040 - I think you don't understand a thing - No, I don't 138 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:18,120 This is the biggest prank I played on your dad 139 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:23,120 one day, 25 years ago... 140 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:24,840 25 years? How? 141 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:28,480 - 15 years ago... - That also doesn't make sense 142 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:33,720 One day, simply, I saw your dad heading into my office 143 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:41,200 - "Come in, sir" - "How are you, Salwa?" 144 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,400 "I'm good, sir! What would you like to drink?" 145 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,560 "Since you'll be the one making it..." 146 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:50,000 "I'd like a strong, latent cup of coffee that will keep me awake for hours" 147 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,760 - "You got it, sir!" - "I appreciate you, dear" 148 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:56,560 "listen, use Ragab's own coffee beans don't use the one reserved for guests" 149 00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:00,440 - "You're not just a guest, sir!" - "Oh, you just get it effortlessly" 150 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,960 "we've fought many wars together" 151 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:06,800 - "Go!" - "Welcome, welcome..." 152 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:11,280 - "welcome, Kabeer!" - "Ragab, my bad company'' 153 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:14,840 - "The vice king!" - "Don't you ever stop cracking jokes, man?" 154 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,960 - "Stop joking around!" - "Where have you been these days?" 155 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:21,400 - "I'm quite busy!" - "Are you?" 156 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:25,000 "What if I tell you that lady luck is on your side?" 157 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:29,440 - "What does that mean?" - "You're invited to a birthday party today" 158 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:33,800 "a friend of mine is throwing her birthday party at her cousin's villa in Mansouria" 159 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,560 "What do you say? Are you coming with me?" 160 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:43,320 "I would've liked to, but you know I don't like dancing and all these silly things" 161 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:46,080 "busting moves on the dancefloor and whatnot I just don't like that type of thing!" 162 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:47,800 "I like to get straight to the point!" 163 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,040 "I know that you do that, always!" 164 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,040 "That's why, she's hosting a private event" 165 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:59,360 - "How so?" - "It will be me, her, yourself..." 166 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:04,360 - "and her cousin!" - "Why didn't you say so at first?" 167 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,960 "If that's how it is, then let's do it!" 168 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,880 - "You're a bad company!" - "I'm a bad apple!" 169 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,440 "Stop cracking jokes, please!" 170 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,960 "What now, Ragab? We've been here for two hours" 171 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,280 - "Aren't they coming down?" - "No, they're going up!" 172 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:28,040 - "Quit joking around, I beg you!" - "Why? The night is still young!" 173 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:33,760 "They're touching up their makeup you know how women are with makeup!" 174 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,760 "Makeup? They would've finished building an apartment by now!" 175 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,360 "They still need to paint it!" 176 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,120 "Quiet, they're here!" 177 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:48,120 - "Who is she?" - "That's my friend" 178 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:58,320 "Great work, it's like a good omen heading our way!" 179 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,560 - "Who's that tractor trailing behind?" - "That's her cousin" 180 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:15,400 "That one's mine, Ragab? Is she my date?" 181 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,800 "Welcome, welcome!" 182 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,880 "Welcome, have a seat" 183 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,920 "welcome, girls" 184 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:32,240 - "How are you, girls?" - "Hey, Ruru, how are you?" 185 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,800 "I'm good, what's that?" 186 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,080 - "What?" - "You've lost a lot of weight" 187 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:41,600 - "You're so naughty!" - "Let me introduce you to my lifelong friend" 188 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,960 "El Kabeer Awy Awy! I've known him since forever!" 189 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:49,000 "He was my partner in every mistake I've ever made!" 190 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:53,240 "Kabeer, let me introduce you to Shahweer" 191 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,480 - "Hi!" - "Welcome!" 192 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,680 - "and Mahitaz" - "What?" 193 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:01,000 "I just told you her name! Happy birthday, my love" 194 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,800 "Thank you, my dear " 195 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:07,280 - "We love each other so much!" - "They're so cute together!" 196 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,640 - "You look great, Mahitaz!" - "Thanks!" 197 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,920 - "Ragab, point me to the bathroom!" - "Wait, I'll take you!" 198 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,400 - "Let go of my arm!" - "Okay, I'll take you" 199 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,320 "I'm no stranger to this house come on, Kabeer!" 200 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,440 - "Stop laughing!" - "Okay, I won't laugh anymore" 201 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:27,240 "Why, did you see how strong he is? He appears to be in great health!" 202 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,240 "Very, very strong!" 203 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,040 - "What's this, Ragab?" - "What, Kabeer?" 204 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,440 "The girl's nice, cute, and very agreeable" 205 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,560 "Are you playing tricks on me? Do you want to prank me?" 206 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:44,520 "Prank you? Are you upset because she is fat!" 207 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:48,080 "Just so you know, Kabeer the fatter the better!" 208 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,240 "Why would I care if she was fat? It's not like I'm going to marry her" 209 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:54,040 "This kind of girls no longer exists it's like Damietta old furniture" 210 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,840 "large boards of wood, upholstery made of cotton not the plywood they use in China nowadays" 211 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:01,640 - "I don't care, I want to leave right now" - "I don't understand what you say!" 212 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,920 - "I want to leave right now!" - "Okay!" 213 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,640 "It's okay, I won't say anything listen to me..." 214 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,920 "we'll stay for half an hour no matter what, and then, we'll leave" 215 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,840 - "is that okay?" - "It's okay" 216 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,800 "but listen, I have one condition you won't leave me alone for a second!" 217 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:19,000 "Not even for a second! But we have to go back because we kept the girls waiting for long" 218 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,600 "like a fermented pie!" 219 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:23,720 "You're a silly man! we should just go along with you" 220 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,400 "oh, dear!" 221 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,080 "We finally woke up!" 222 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,760 "Excuse us, girls we kept you waiting" 223 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,280 "Never mind, dear Ragab!" 224 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,800 - "bless you" - "bless me?!" 225 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,520 "Shahweer!" 226 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,480 "Come with me I want to give you your birthday present" 227 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:45,960 "What is this, Ragab? Sit!" 228 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,440 "Okay, it's alright I won't give her the present, watch the time..." 229 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,040 "I'll be back in five minutes, deal?" 230 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,920 - "Deal!" - "deal or dear!" 231 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,000 "Oh, god! How silly you are, man!" 232 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,800 - "Come closer! Come closer!" - "Let go, girl! Let go, girl!" 233 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,680 "So, tell me, where are you from?" 234 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,560 - "I'm from Egypt countryside" - "Wow!" 235 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,320 "Are you a villager? I love the people of the countryside!" 236 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:10,760 "I love southern people! Which village in the countryside are you from?" 237 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:14,240 - "It's some village" - "I got it, what is it called?" 238 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,040 "I know all the villages" 239 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,840 "It's Al Mazareeta" 240 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,680 - "What?" - "Al Mazareeta" 241 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,280 "Is there a village called Al Mazareeta? Is that even a name?" 242 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,520 "Oh, dear! Why are you so surprised?" 243 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,960 - "What does Mahitaz mean?" - "No!" 244 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:30,680 "It's a Turkish name it means a feminine flower!" 245 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:35,120 "No, I'm serious, I'm half from ''Turkey''" 246 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,880 "You mean half from meat!" 247 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,640 - "You're so funny! You're so funny!" - "Stop it!" 248 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,080 - "Seriously, my grandmother came from Turkey" - "What are you talking about?" 249 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,120 "My grandmother came to Alexandria from Turkey at the time of King Farouk" 250 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,560 "I lived there until I'm 16" 251 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,880 - "I spend my childhood there" - "Oh, really!" 252 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:55,000 "I wish you knew! I always wore mini-skirts and short dresses and decolletage" 253 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,800 - "and the hot shorts of course!" - "Oh, God, save us!" 254 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,400 - "Save us!" - "I was known in Alexandria..." 255 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,200 - "as The Belle of Alexandria" - "You mean Alexandria Port!" 256 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,600 "The Tram of Alexandria" 257 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:11,160 - "Ragab! Take your friend away from me" - "Are you slandering me, girl?" 258 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,000 - "Ragab, your friend is driving me crazy" - "Let go of me, girl!" 259 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,240 "So, man I saw those guys in the car..." 260 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:32,360 "they started to annoy me and hit on me and they almost got me" 261 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,560 "I though that I must do something I searched under the next seat" 262 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,680 "and I took a crowbar, do you know it?" 263 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:41,280 - "I do! I do!" - "I opened the door, got off the car" 264 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,720 "and told them that they are definitely after me" 265 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,520 "and that they are trying to hit on me!" 266 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,200 "Those guys must have been drunk or something" 267 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,640 "I looked and I saw a cop car passing by" 268 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:56,040 "so, I started calling them again and again" 269 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,520 "they didn't answer but I didn't need them" 270 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,680 "Have mercy on me, girl! I feel like you're inside my head!" 271 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,480 "Really? Am I inside your head?" 272 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,520 - "It means that you're moved!" - "Why are you twisting every word I say?" 273 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,480 - "Calm down, girl! Calm down" - "You're so quiet" 274 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,840 - "you're so quiet!" - Let go, girl!" 275 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:16,400 "Oh, dear! This song is so good! Please, let's dance" 276 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,720 - "Let go! Let go! Let go of me" - "Let's dance!" 277 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,280 - "Help me up!" - "I need a lift to help you" 278 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,400 - "I need a crane!" - "Give me a hand up" 279 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,400 - "Give me your hand! Give me your hand!" - "Easy!" 280 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,080 - "Easy! Wait" - "Come on!" 281 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,480 "Come on, get up! I wish you would die now!" 282 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,640 "Wait!" 283 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,840 "So, you really slipped and fell down and almost died!" 284 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,160 "I thought that was a part of your dance and that you were really into it" 285 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,040 "Are you making that sound again? I'll leave you right now!" 286 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:27,560 - "It's alright!" - "How beautiful you are! You're dry now" 287 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:31,440 - "my robe looks really great on you!" - "Thank you, ma'am, thanks for the robe" 288 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,320 "I want to tell you that you were like a fish in the pool" 289 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,440 - "I grab it and it slips out of my hand!" - "Calm down, girl!" 290 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,680 - "Calm down!" - "Stop it, Kabeer! Don't ruin the day!" 291 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,680 - "It's a day of my life!" - "Get out! Get out of here, I'm sick of you!" 292 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:48,360 "Alright, I'm really going because I want to show Shahweer my new car" 293 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,200 - "Really? Did you buy a new car?" - "Of course" 294 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,920 "it has 6 cylinder and it's German the interior is wildly wide" 295 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,520 "like a wild cat" 296 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,160 "cat gone wild!" 297 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,800 - "You're so funny!" - "Such a silly man!" 298 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,960 "You're so funny! You're so funny, I can't believe that!" 299 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:05,400 "I want to tell you that you're dancing well and moving to the left and right and back" 300 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:08,640 "what a move! What a dance! You looked just like Michael Jackson!" 301 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,160 "Come on, girl I almost fell down and died!" 302 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,000 "God forbid! Don't speak like that" 303 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,520 - "What is it?" - "I have a bad luck with men" 304 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,400 "the fist man I got to know was my cousin Jasser" 305 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,760 "and he died while I was fooling around with him just like now" 306 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,840 - "Did he fall in the pool?" - "No, he fell from the bridge in the coast'' 307 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,160 - "Oh, God, save us!" - "but it was fine" 308 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,560 "that might happen to any girl fooling around with her boyfriend" 309 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,640 "It's okay, ignore the details I feel sick already" 310 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:37,120 "But thank God I married a good man called Said Single" 311 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,480 - "Did he die, too?" - "No, God forbid!" 312 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,760 "But he can't speak or move or do anything he's just breathing" 313 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,000 - "What did you do to him, girl?" - "I didn't do anything" 314 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:48,520 "it was our first day after marriage and I like to turn in bed..." 315 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,240 "This is enough! May he rest in peace! You ran over him!" 316 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,720 - "I didn't mean it! I was just shifting around" -"It wasn't your fault" 317 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,800 "he's the stupid one, he can't stand in front of a train and expect not to get hurt" 318 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,800 "so, I decided to learn from the past and get two beds in the room" 319 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,360 "so me and my third husband would turn around in bed easily" 320 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,320 - "Did you get married again?" - "Yes, man" 321 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,120 "he's Sobhi Al-Bishbaishi I hope he'll be released soon" 322 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,680 "Can you believe that? Since it's your birthday your hair looks so great tonight!" 323 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,120 "Thank you, dear!" 324 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:17,080 "Can you believe it? Since it's your birthday your eyes are more beautiful than ever" 325 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,560 - "Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder" - "Can you believe it? Since it's your birthday" 326 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,840 "your lips are more beautiful than ever!" 327 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,960 - "What a disaster!" - "What is it? Who's in the car?" 328 00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,720 - "He's Mahitaz's brother" - "So what? What does her brother want?" 329 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,800 "He's a bad guy what brought him here out of the blue?" 330 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,160 "Out of the blue? It seems like it will turn into red!" 331 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,000 ''Hide me!'' 332 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,600 - "Mr. Nidal!" - "Who is that?" 333 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,520 - "He's my brother" - "Your brother!" 334 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,200 - "You dirty animal!" - "Don't get me wrong!" 335 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,640 "He's the new gardener and we were talking business" 336 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,040 - "so, we've done nothing" - "Is he the gardener?" 337 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,640 - "Yes!" - "You slut!'' 338 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,440 - "And you, too!" - "Hold it right there!" 339 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,760 - "You don't know me yet!" - "Who are you?" 340 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,000 "I'm the one who will beat you" 341 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,440 "I'm El Kabeer Awy Awy Awy'' 342 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:06,480 That's it, man your father had two options... 343 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,600 either he goes to jail or he marries her 344 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,240 - So, he went to jail - Of course not! He married her 345 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,480 - Alas! - Why? He married her for a week and got divorce 346 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,600 What is the matter with my father? Whenever he was free, he married someone 347 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,800 It was the simplest marriage in his life! 348 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,440 - One day, your father... - That's enough, enough! 349 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,720 That's enough, man for the sake of your father, enough! 350 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,080 - You're discrediting my father - What? 351 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:29,160 - It means putting him in a bad position - Yes, I know, I know that 352 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,160 - What are you saying? - I'm just kidding! 353 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:37,640 It's alright, man, this is in the past now listen, remember, while you're going out 354 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:42,040 go to the accountant check on your money and the papers you need 355 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,960 Thank you very much, boss 356 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,560 But I can't let you leave feeling sad 357 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,520 stay here! I'll order a cup of coffee and you can have a cigarette, take a cigarette, man 358 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,440 No, I don't want coffee but I can use a cigarette, may I... 359 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,240 damn you and your jokes! 360 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,000 How silly! 361 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,720 Subtitled by: eArabization